1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:01,671 Here you go. 2 00:00:01,672 --> 00:00:04,234 Jim, would you zip up Kyle's jacket, please? 3 00:00:04,235 --> 00:00:06,507 I'm right in the middle of a very important sandwich. 4 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:10,180 All right, come here, my young man. 5 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:11,641 Mommy, do you have the snowman's face? 6 00:00:11,642 --> 00:00:14,514 I do, I do. I have the carrot for his nose, 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,387 the cookies for his eyes, and... 8 00:00:17,388 --> 00:00:19,620 What happened to the licorice for his mouth? 9 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:26,396 Ugh. 10 00:00:26,397 --> 00:00:28,458 No. 11 00:00:28,459 --> 00:00:31,231 Okay, now remember, get the snow from the driveway, 12 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,762 not the lawn. 13 00:00:32,763 --> 00:00:36,766 Jim, you can't make the kids shovel the driveway for you. 14 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:40,610 Cheryl, they're a little young to use the snow-blower, don't you think? 15 00:00:40,611 --> 00:00:42,642 He's right, Cheryl. If they lose a finger at this age, 16 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,415 they'll always be afraid of machinery. 17 00:00:45,376 --> 00:00:46,576 Hey. 18 00:00:46,577 --> 00:00:48,218 Hey. Hey. 19 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:50,120 Did you guys settle on a china pattern for your registry? 20 00:00:50,121 --> 00:00:51,181 Oh, we're so close. 21 00:00:51,182 --> 00:00:52,782 Yeah, after running around the entire city, 22 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:55,085 we've narrowed it down to 10 patterns. 23 00:00:55,086 --> 00:00:57,157 Is a Lismore pattern one of them? 24 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,329 Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm so jealous! 25 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:02,662 And tomorrow we're spending the entire day looking for a set of flatware. 26 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,636 Hey, Doc, do you know what you need a set of? 27 00:01:07,138 --> 00:01:09,799 Yeah, Jim. You've done that joke before, many times. 28 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,641 (LAUGHING) 29 00:01:11,642 --> 00:01:14,174 Come on, I want to show you this article I found on bridal hairstyles. 30 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:17,477 I'm thinking a wavy half-up, half-down do with a tiara. 31 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,809 Oh, my God! 32 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:23,153 I just said the same exact thing to Ryan in the car just now. 33 00:01:23,154 --> 00:01:24,554 No way! Yes! 34 00:01:24,555 --> 00:01:27,387 I had to turn down the game to listen. 35 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,659 I found the best cake server. 36 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,321 Mother of pearl! Handle from France! 37 00:01:31,322 --> 00:01:32,323 Oh, yes! 38 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,624 Jim, 39 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,227 you look like a gun owner. 40 00:01:38,529 --> 00:01:40,171 Will you please put me out of my misery? 41 00:01:40,871 --> 00:01:43,133 Doc, you know what? 42 00:01:43,134 --> 00:01:46,576 If you want to survive a marriage, you got to remember one thing. 43 00:01:46,577 --> 00:01:48,478 There's always a way out. 44 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:51,541 No matter what the situation, there's always a way out. 45 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:53,413 You just got to look for it. 46 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,094 But sometimes... There's always a way out! 47 00:01:57,148 --> 00:01:59,490 And that is my wedding gift to you. 48 00:02:00,691 --> 00:02:02,753 Don't expect anything else. 49 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:05,426 He's not kidding. 50 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,827 For my 30th birthday, 51 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:11,861 he gave me, "God never gives you more than you can handle." 52 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:16,336 I traded in for the lemons and lemonade thing. 53 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:20,170 Hey, sweetie, look at all these bridal magazines Cheryl got for us. 54 00:02:20,171 --> 00:02:21,571 Well, thank you, Cheryl. 55 00:02:21,572 --> 00:02:23,713 You must have gone to a freaking bookstore. 56 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:26,145 I did. I did. Okay, and here's our wedding album. 57 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,147 It is full of great ideas. 58 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,419 Wow. Sit, sit. 59 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:31,521 Yeah. Hey, I've been looking at cakes. 60 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:33,223 We have to have fondant icing. 61 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:34,854 Okay, I wanted to show you this picture. 62 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:38,288 (MOUTHING) 63 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:40,490 Oh, wait. Hang on, hang on... 64 00:02:40,491 --> 00:02:41,761 (MOUTHING) 65 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,334 Here, wait, wait. 66 00:02:44,335 --> 00:02:46,196 Oh, darn, look, I just got paged. 67 00:02:46,197 --> 00:02:47,737 Yeah, I just got paged by the hospital 68 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:50,540 because I'm a doctor, and they page doctors, and I just got paged. 69 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:52,502 Oh, shoot. 70 00:02:52,503 --> 00:02:54,344 All right, well, I'm going to go ahead 71 00:02:54,345 --> 00:02:56,546 and put post-its on everything that I like, 72 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:58,278 and you can add yours later. 73 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,351 Okay, I just hope I don't get paged while I do it. 74 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,387 See you. 75 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,360 Why is the word proof stamped across every photo? 76 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:13,793 Because proof means free. 77 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,627 Hey, I don't pay for memories. I pay for stuff. 78 00:03:17,628 --> 00:03:19,899 Ah, look at your wedding dress. It was so perfect. 79 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,472 I know. Wasn't it? The lace and the pearls. 80 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:24,804 Remember how it folded up into a bustle in the back? 81 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:28,838 All I remember is it took 45 minutes to get it off you. 82 00:03:28,839 --> 00:03:31,941 That's nothing. Usually it takes me five or six dates. 83 00:03:31,942 --> 00:03:33,414 And my fake law degree. 84 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:38,688 I just hope I can find something this beautiful. 85 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:42,622 You know, it is good luck to wear something borrowed on your wedding day. 86 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,223 What do you mean? 87 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,456 Well, there's something I've been thinking about, 88 00:03:46,457 --> 00:03:49,659 and now that you bring it up, I am just going to say it. 89 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:50,930 Why don't you wear my wedding dress? 90 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,232 (ALL GASPING) 91 00:03:55,466 --> 00:03:57,667 Oh, my God, you would be okay with that? 92 00:03:57,668 --> 00:03:59,809 Are you kidding? I would be honored. 93 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:01,911 Oh, my God, I think I'm going to cry! 94 00:04:01,912 --> 00:04:03,373 You want to try it on? 95 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:05,244 Yes! (BOTH SHRIEK) 96 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,417 Honey, honey, I can't work the ladder thingy. 97 00:04:07,418 --> 00:04:09,550 Will you go up in the attic and get my dress? 98 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,326 ANNOUNCER ON TV: All Jordan has to do now is run out the clock, 99 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:17,857 and the Bulls are champs! 100 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,329 JIM: Yes! 101 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:20,761 ALL: Three, two, one... 102 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,564 And it's over! 103 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:27,537 The '91 Bulls have given the city of Chicago 104 00:04:27,538 --> 00:04:29,539 its first ever NBA championship! 105 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:33,503 ALL: Bulls! Bulls! Bulls! Bulls! Bulls! Bulls! Bulls! 106 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:34,704 Whoo! 107 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:37,647 Oh, man, I can't believe this. 108 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:39,579 I get married two weeks ago, 109 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,512 the Bulls win the championship... 110 00:04:42,513 --> 00:04:46,516 Cheryl is my lucky charm. 111 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:49,789 Oh, that reminds me, I got to take that wedding dress of hers to get preserved. 112 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,821 I thought you did that like two weeks ago. 113 00:04:51,822 --> 00:04:54,594 Mmm. It's still in my trunk. 114 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:59,298 I was going to take it, but I didn't. 115 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,532 But you told her you did. You think it's okay just to lie to your wife? 116 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:04,934 Ah, relax, it's just this one time. 117 00:05:04,935 --> 00:05:08,478 It's not like I'm going to ever do it again. 118 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:11,080 The city has gone wild celebrating the Bulls' victory. 119 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,982 Look at them! 120 00:05:12,983 --> 00:05:15,585 Reports now coming in that riots have broken out. 121 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:19,420 Oh, look, some poor guy's car is getting torched. 122 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:22,493 No loss. Just a piece of crap. 123 00:05:26,497 --> 00:05:28,459 That's my piece of crap! 124 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,534 My car is on fire! 125 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,007 My Body by Jake videos are in there! 126 00:05:37,968 --> 00:05:39,740 Cheryl's wedding dress! 127 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,844 (SCREAMING) 128 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:47,578 What's wrong? 129 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:53,083 Well, Cheryl, you're not the only one excited about this wedding! 130 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,592 JIM: Oh, baby. 131 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,439 Jim? 132 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,473 The wedding dress, please. 133 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,545 What? 134 00:06:15,606 --> 00:06:17,047 Can you get it? 135 00:06:18,108 --> 00:06:19,109 Yeah, sure. 136 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:26,016 What, now? Yes! 137 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:31,521 Come on, Cheryl. Later. 138 00:06:31,522 --> 00:06:33,993 You of all people should know that it's rude 139 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,797 to leave the room when you're entertaining a guest. 140 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:40,900 Andy? He's like furniture. 141 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,704 Still, Cheryl, it'd just be bad manners to leave me here all alone. 142 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:48,908 Andy, can I interest you in sampling a variety of canned cheeses? 143 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,740 Oh. 144 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:52,983 I'm not hungry, but I could eat. 145 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,747 Have you thought about crab puffs for appetizers? 146 00:06:57,748 --> 00:06:59,950 I've thought about nothing else for the last three days. 147 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:03,923 (SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) There's got to be a way out of this. 148 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,856 There's always a way out! We just got to think of something. 149 00:07:06,857 --> 00:07:08,858 We? (SCOFFS) 150 00:07:08,859 --> 00:07:11,801 No, I was a doe-eyed 19-year-old with a future full of dreams 151 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:16,806 and a pretty serious work-out regimen until my tapes went up in flames. 152 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:19,739 You were with me, so you are officially an accomplice. 153 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,911 (YELPS) No way, man. 154 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:23,973 You were the one that was stuck with a burnt dress, 155 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,075 then put it in a box, and then told your wife 156 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:27,847 it was a perfectly preserved wedding gown. 157 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,679 (GASPS) Oh, what's this? 158 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,721 A bill. It's from the piper. 159 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:33,683 All right, Andy, don't give up on me now. 160 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:35,154 You are not dragging me down with you this time. 161 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,726 No way. I'm telling Cheryl. 162 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:38,087 Wait! Come here, come here. 163 00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:41,230 Come on, we've kept this lie alive for 14 years. 164 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:45,234 There's no reason to throw it out like you threw out your commitment to fitness. 165 00:07:45,235 --> 00:07:48,167 If I had those tapes six minutes a day for 14 years, 166 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,540 you know how cut I'd be? 167 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:55,044 Andy, you didn't think there was a way out in '91, but I found it, didn't I? 168 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:57,076 Because there's always a way out, Andy. 169 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,978 Say it. Say it with me. 170 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,211 There's always a way... 171 00:08:02,112 --> 00:08:03,653 Out. Say it again! 172 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:05,114 There's always a way out. 173 00:08:05,115 --> 00:08:06,786 That's right, my good friend. 174 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,119 So you don't worry about a thing. I got it all figured out. 175 00:08:10,721 --> 00:08:11,821 So what's the plan? 176 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:12,923 I don't know. 177 00:08:17,728 --> 00:08:22,773 It's got to be something to do with Dana not wanting to wear the dress. 178 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,674 Or... 179 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:25,676 Something. 180 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:32,913 Great plan. 181 00:08:34,084 --> 00:08:36,216 Shall we synchronize our watches, Mr. Bond? 182 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,022 Hey, you guys, what's going on? 183 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,423 I'm still waiting for you to get that dress out of the attic. 184 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:50,159 Come on, Dana. Cheryl's not here. 185 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,632 She's dropping the kids off on a play date. 186 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,163 You can drop the act. 187 00:08:54,164 --> 00:08:55,204 What are you talking about? 188 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:57,907 Ah, sis, come on. 189 00:08:57,908 --> 00:09:01,141 We all love Cheryl, but she does have her faults. 190 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,774 Come on, Dana, let's be honest. 191 00:09:04,775 --> 00:09:08,047 It's really Cheryl's wedding, isn't it? 192 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,749 No, it's my wedding. 193 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,981 Right, right. 194 00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:13,923 Because when you were a little girl, 195 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:17,187 you dreamt of wearing your sister's hand-me-down on your big day. 196 00:09:18,128 --> 00:09:19,328 You guys just don't get it. 197 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:21,661 There's a big difference between a hand-me-down 198 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,092 and passing on a family tradition. 199 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:25,194 Yes, you're right, you're right. 200 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:27,566 You know, a lesser person might think that Cheryl 201 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,041 was trying to relive the magic of her own wedding through yours. 202 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,073 But... 203 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:34,775 You know... 204 00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:39,148 What are you doing? 205 00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:41,150 Well, I just thought it might be a little chilly 206 00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:43,471 in your world, living in your sister's shadow all the time. 207 00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:47,717 Like, uh, when you had to wear 208 00:09:47,718 --> 00:09:50,089 her old cheerleading outfit in junior high. 209 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,092 Or go out with her old boyfriends. 210 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,365 I guess Dana can't have anything new. 211 00:09:57,668 --> 00:09:59,699 It's a shame, too, because you know what? 212 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,101 I think you really deserve it. 213 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:05,234 Hey! Guess what? 214 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:08,979 I stopped by the shop where I got my bridesmaids' dresses, and I got fabric samples. 215 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:11,180 Oh. 216 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:14,844 So, you're not going to wear Dana's old bridesmaid dress? 217 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,445 Of course not. I'm getting something new. 218 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:25,254 Look at this. Is this green beautiful? 219 00:10:25,255 --> 00:10:29,129 Oh, what do you think, Dana? Cheryl obviously loves it. 220 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,160 Huh? 221 00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:32,301 Well, it's nice, 222 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:35,004 but I was thinking more of a lavender. 223 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:37,837 No. You know, the green is beautiful. 224 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,670 Come on, just go with me on this. 225 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:46,847 No. 226 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,880 What? 227 00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:53,924 Well, it's my wedding, and I don't like green. 228 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,155 You're wearing green. 229 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,158 Well, I don't like this. 230 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,161 Okay, whoa, whoa. Calm down. Just relax here, Dana. 231 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,033 You know what? Everybody would be much happier 232 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:07,837 if you just let Cheryl make all the decisions. 233 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:12,041 Yeah, yeah. She's the oldest. She knows best. 234 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:15,374 Cheryl, you've had your wedding, okay? Let me have mine. 235 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,076 And, and... 236 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,307 And what? 237 00:11:18,308 --> 00:11:20,781 And I want to wear my own wedding dress. 238 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,382 Okay, wait a minute. 239 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,885 I thought you loved that dress. 240 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,719 Well, I did. In 1991. 241 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,020 What? 242 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:33,462 Well, it's a little outdated. 243 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,194 I'm sorry. 244 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,427 I guess I thought you'd get married a decade ago! 245 00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,472 Well, that's just because I didn't marry the first husky guy 246 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,205 in a flannel shirt to come along! 247 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:50,110 Okay, remember, I am not the enemy. 248 00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:52,182 Continue. 249 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,214 Okay, are you saying 250 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,046 that I pushed my dress on you? 251 00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:58,948 Yeah, just like you're pushing everything on me. 252 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:01,020 Chicken or fish? Chicken or fish? What is with you! 253 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,252 I was just trying to help. 254 00:12:03,253 --> 00:12:05,094 You know what? Find your own dress. 255 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,757 That is the first suggestion you've made that makes any sense. 256 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,198 And it's the last. 257 00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:11,260 Thank you! No, no, no! 258 00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:13,062 You know what? You know what? 259 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:14,334 Thank you! 260 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:18,407 I mean, like... Ugh! 261 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:19,409 (EXHALES) 262 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,973 (CHUCKLES) 263 00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:25,976 Mission... Accomplished. 264 00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:28,747 You know, Andy? 265 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,981 It's like having dinner theater in your own living room. 266 00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:34,884 Oh, I can't believe that. 267 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:36,255 What? That was so stupid. 268 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,456 I got to go talk to her. 269 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,459 Wait, wait. What are you doing? 270 00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:42,892 Dana's right. 271 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:45,294 Dana's right. I really... I crossed the line. 272 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,236 I pushed my dress on her, and I shouldn't have. 273 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:49,098 She doesn't want your wedding dress. 274 00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:50,940 She wants her own. Just let her get it. 275 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,471 Yeah, you did everything you could. 276 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,273 You've been a good sister. 277 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,145 You made a very touching gesture. 278 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,107 But you know what? It was too big a gesture. 279 00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,778 I need to pull everything back 280 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,450 and offer her something smaller, like... 281 00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:02,782 Like my veil. 282 00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:08,557 Gee... 283 00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,490 There's something you don't see every day. 284 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,162 Bulls! 285 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:28,307 (SCREAMING) 286 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,310 I know, I know, I know, I get it, you're excited about the wedding. 287 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,914 No. No, no, Cheryl. Now we're just mad. 288 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,445 Yes, mad as hell! 289 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:37,987 You can't give her that veil. 290 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,448 You're just feeding a monster Mmm-hmm. 291 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:40,950 What do you mean? 292 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:44,823 Cheryl, your sister, Dana, is selfish. 293 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,096 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what about the time 294 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:49,398 that she started dating your old boyfriend in high school? 295 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:52,101 Did she even bother to ask you how you felt about that? 296 00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,162 No. No! 297 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:55,434 No. No! 298 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,267 Listen, I don't want to be the one 299 00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:01,270 to influence your thinking, you know. 300 00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,242 You know, I really was just trying to help. 301 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,214 Damn right you were, honey. 302 00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:07,276 She's just... She's spoiled. 303 00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,417 Always has been. 304 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,019 You should cut the cord, honey. 305 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,381 Yeah, you'd be a fool not to. 306 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,423 You think? 307 00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:17,087 Cheryl, a man like me doesn't think. 308 00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:19,589 He knows. 309 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,461 You know what? You're right. 310 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,463 You're right. You know what? 311 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,896 I wouldn't give her that dress now if she begged me for it! 312 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,167 Attagirl! 313 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,639 That's right, baby, you're calling the shots now! 314 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,972 Whoo! 315 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,445 Mission... Reaccomplished. 316 00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:45,654 What did you just tear out of my magazine? 317 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:48,887 Oh, uh, "Secrets for a successful wedding." 318 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,519 It's for me. It's for my Some Day file. 319 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,662 It's really a great way to keep your goals organized. 320 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:57,267 Until, of course, they're re-filed into the one called Pipe Dreams! 321 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,073 Hey. Hey. 322 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:06,075 What brings you by? 323 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,277 I'm going with green. 324 00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:09,279 Just like you said. 325 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,910 But you hate green. 326 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,442 But I love you. 327 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,414 I love you, too. 328 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,587 I'd be honored to wear your wedding dress. 329 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,392 Jim! You're missing a special moment! 330 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:28,127 Are you sure you want to wear my dress? 331 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,529 I wouldn't want to wear any other dress. 332 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,402 Jim, seriously, right now! 333 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,264 What? What's going on? 334 00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:37,266 Look at this! Dana and Cheryl have made up, 335 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,009 and now Dana wants to wear the dress. 336 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,172 Isn't that great? 337 00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:45,514 BOTH: Isn't it? 338 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:49,048 Yeah, Ryan helped me see how foolish this whole argument was. 339 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,350 Oh, he did? 340 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:53,183 Well, good for you, Ryan! 341 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:55,985 Come on, I'm going to put on some coffee, 342 00:15:55,986 --> 00:15:57,956 because I need to talk to you about centerpieces. 343 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,458 Oh, and if we have time, can we talk about linens? 344 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,060 For linens, I'll make time. 345 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,092 Aw! 346 00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:05,035 What the hell did you do? 347 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,266 I took your advice. 348 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,697 We're in the store looking at shoes. 349 00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:10,239 And I'm standing there thinking, 350 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,640 "You know, I could jab this heel in my eye. 351 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:13,603 "Yeah, it'd kill me, but not quick enough." 352 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,605 Then all of a sudden, I heard your voice saying, 353 00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:19,378 "There's always a way out. There's always a way out." 354 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,210 Just the voice, or floating head? 355 00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:24,753 Floating head. Yeah, I get that at least once a week. 356 00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:26,285 Look, they're going to be in there for hours. 357 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,486 I'm going to go catch a movie. Thank you so much. 358 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,259 I really... Wow. It's just, I... You know. 359 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,521 Wow. 360 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,195 Jim, no! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! 361 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,097 Hey! I got a better idea. 362 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,398 Next time, instead of free advice, 363 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,231 you might want to give someone a real present! 364 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:43,002 Shut up! 365 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,106 There's got to be a way out of this. 366 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,337 We got to figure out what we need. 367 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:50,008 That's all. What do we need? 368 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,611 I don't know. Maybe go in, tell Cheryl the truth. 369 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,245 The truth? No! 370 00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,047 Think! 371 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,419 We need a wedding dress, is what we need. 372 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,321 So, we got to get a wedding dress. 373 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,154 And where do you get a wedding dress? 374 00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:10,198 I'm serious, where do you get a wedding dress? 375 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,407 Hello. Hi, can I help you? 376 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:21,470 Yes, you can. Um... 377 00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:25,415 I'm looking for a, uh, wedding dress that looks just like this. 378 00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:30,319 Oh, I'm sorry. We don't have anything like that. 379 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,480 Sorry. Are you sure? 380 00:17:31,481 --> 00:17:33,152 I mean, I've been looking all over town. 381 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,323 Do you have anything even close? 382 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:36,555 No... Jim, hey. I think I got it. 383 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,357 We take the top from this one, 384 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,329 the sleeves from this one... Uh-huh. 385 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:41,561 ...and the bottom from this. 386 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,693 I think that'll work. 387 00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:48,397 Okay, we need it in about 5 minutes. 388 00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:51,340 All right, all right. In 30 minutes, we can catch a bite. 389 00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:55,174 Sir, we don't really sell our gowns in parts. 390 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,547 But we could custom-make you a gown like your photo. 391 00:17:58,508 --> 00:17:59,848 Hey! Cool! 392 00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:01,481 What's it run, couple hundred bucks? 393 00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:05,084 Try about $5,000 394 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,360 Um... 395 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:12,722 I'm a member of AAA. 396 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:18,096 All right. 397 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,528 We're just going to have to break them up. 398 00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:21,100 That way there'll be no wedding! 399 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:24,434 For the love of got Jim, I'm not sleeping with my sister 400 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,138 Hey. Where were you guys? 401 00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:32,411 Uh, we were just driving around, talking about our hopes and dreams. 402 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,514 Oddly, my dream was coming home and not getting the third degree. 403 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,887 Well, I'm sorry, honey, but Dana is waiting to try on the dress. 404 00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:40,289 Yes, but... Can you go get it, please? 405 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,890 The dress. The dress. Right. The dress. 406 00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:43,252 I'm going to go get it right now. Okay. 407 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:44,794 Just call me Johnny dress-getter. 408 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:48,727 What are you talking about? 409 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,459 You got a box full of ashes. 410 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,302 It's over, dress-getter. We're screwed. 411 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,903 We are not screwed. 412 00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:58,667 You see, that's the difference between evil genius and a common liar. 413 00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:01,510 Now, you stand back, watch the master. 414 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,672 By the time I get upstairs to that attic, 415 00:19:03,673 --> 00:19:07,145 I will have come up with a way to get out of this. 416 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,678 There's no way out. 417 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,321 There's no way out. 418 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,324 There's no way out. 419 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:17,326 Jim? 420 00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:19,459 What are you doing out there? 421 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,864 I can't tell you. 422 00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:28,337 Is that my wedding dress? 423 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:29,898 Yes. 424 00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:31,200 Can I have it? 425 00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:32,202 No. 426 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:34,274 Why? 427 00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,776 Can't tell you. 428 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,449 Is it because you don't want Dana wearing it? 429 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,481 Yes. 430 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,483 Why? 431 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,885 I can't tell you. 432 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:48,358 Oh. 433 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,690 Is it because it's my dress, 434 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,394 and it won't be as special if someone else wears it? 435 00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:08,307 Yes, that's good. 436 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,879 I mean, that's really good that you figured it out 437 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,642 without me having to tell you. 438 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,784 Honey, just... 439 00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:19,648 Like, I had no idea you felt this passionately about this. 440 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:21,390 Well, you didn't ask me. 441 00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:22,621 Aw... 442 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,694 No one ever asks me anything in the house. 443 00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:29,528 I'd rather torch this dress than have someone else wear it. 444 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,562 Honey, that is so sweet. 445 00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:35,564 I'll tell you what, 446 00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:37,366 we are going to put this dress away 447 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,539 and never talk about it again. 448 00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:42,572 Never ever? 449 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,314 Never ever. 450 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:46,875 Baby... 451 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:49,418 You know, just when I think I know you, 452 00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:51,280 I don't know you. 453 00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:52,581 I know. 454 00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:53,652 Mmm. 455 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,725 I surprise myself sometimes. 456 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,560 Looks like another sunny day today. 457 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,593 Lately, they've all been sunny. 458 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,895 Mommy? Yeah? 459 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,937 I have a question. Sure. 460 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,371 When I get married, can I wear your wedding dress? 461 00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:13,343 Aw! 462 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:17,446 (CLEARS THROAT) Ruby? 463 00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:18,448 Come here. 464 00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:21,510 You know, honey, 465 00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:23,471 there's nothing wrong with just living with a guy.